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There’s now more embarrassment in the world than there was yesterday

The new Coldplay video is terrible for seven different reasons ReviewsOpen Graph Type:  article Rating:  NONE Image: No Woot:  WOOT Do not promote:  0 Competition - CLOSED:  0 LiveBlogTimestamp: Thu,...

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Chris “two badges” Martin visits Radio 2

Chris Martin is looking well, isn't he? He likes love. Do you like love? What’s with the ‘love’ badges? One ‘love’ badge and we’d not give it a second thought. Who hasn’t worn a ‘love’ badge? But two...

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Refuses to kill a giraffe, though. What a wimp.

Chris Martin's back on the meaty treats following split from macrobiotic Gwyneth That's right, we just suggested that Gwyneth Paltrow bums quinoa. We're not sure how that would work, but it's a...

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Blatantly

You guys! Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence have blatantly been snogging We bet God Put a Smile on Your Face really gave J-Law feelings. PANTSFEELINGS. Sheesh.The snogging spy told Radar:“At around...

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*Ethically sourced, of course, and strung together by mung beans

Gwyneth Paltrow still keeps Chris Martin on a tight leash* Speaking to the magazine, the source said:'She's drawn up a rota to balance his time living life as a bachelor and seeing Jennifer with...

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Lol, knickers.

Hangabout, is Chris Martin still getting into Gwyneth Paltrow's knickers?! Or, on her knickers.Sort of.You see, Gwynnie is currently flogging panties in her GOOP store, for a very reasonable £45 for...

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We know exactly why this has happened

The real reason Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence split And if you’re thinking that this tells us absolutely nothing that we didn’t already not quite know then read on. Because we’ve found the reason...

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So not all bad

Piss awful celebs, amazing cause. Plus, an opportunity to oggle Kim Kardashian's norks Thank fuck Bono wasn't there, this is the kind of thing he's normally all over like a tax-shy rash (get well soon...

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The great epic of our generation

Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin continue the romance that's been captivating the nation Then apparently this relationship that could've genuinely never happened was off, because of that...

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It's the biggest love triangle of the millennium

Gwyneth Paltrow accepts Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin's love! Speaking on the Howard Stern show, who always manages to weedle out something good for his celeb guests, Gwyneth put the whole...

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